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subterraneananimism asked: I'm like totally in love with you. Can I have some of your DNA and build a 'you'?
LOL!
This is all I can picture in my head.

I always thought it might be very beneficial and educational to have sex with my clone - not for any narcissistic reason - but to find out how I can improve in bed and how my cock feels inside.
zombifytherainbow asked: Actually it turns out that lady was a schizophrenic, and her guardian was absent for some reason.
That makes perfect sense now.
Anonymous asked: What type of guys do you find the most/least physically attractive?
I like a lot. My favorite would be the stout, furry guys with nice thick legs and chest.
I hate the too skinny and malnourished looking guys and the unclean, greasy, smarmy looking guys.
Anonymous asked: Hey that video you posted of that woman talking stupid about gays with that funny guy with glasses in the background was on Tosh.0 yesterday :D
It was too funny/sad/infuriating.
Anonymous asked: I've jerked off to your pics. Now I need a video of you. Where can I find it? Do you have xtube?
No xTube. No videos. Maybe when I loose 80 lbs. lol!

Anonymous asked: Ever plan to have kids?
I’m leaning towards probably not, but I wouldn’t say absolutely no.

shawnhasalife asked: What brought you to tumblr in the first place?
Friends were doing it. I checked it out. Got hooked. lol!
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Aaaand I’m already home for the night. I know I’m lame, but its been a long couple of days I still have to work at least 10 hours tomorrow, so I wanna sleep. #me (Taken with instagram)
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